What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

This statement is false.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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