Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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