There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Refrigerator

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

whats chinese noodles

Hey, Max!!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Michel Moor on a die...

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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