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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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