What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Wanker

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Refrigerator

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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