- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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