roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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good one jess !!

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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