- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

charlie sheen

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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