- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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