An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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