How come anti jokes r funny

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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The EPA.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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The government

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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