I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

haha Otarts was here

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

cats are pussies

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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