- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

He--Hey guys

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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