- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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