- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

womens rights

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

say cheese

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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