The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How do five gay guys walk? 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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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