- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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