What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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