what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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