- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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