- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

National security?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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