How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Psychics.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Hi

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

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