What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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This sentence is a lie.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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The Morman Religion.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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