An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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