What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Where's the dick??? east

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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