Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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