- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

jibby jobby

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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