- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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