- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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