- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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