Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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