You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

... Chan chan

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Y

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Anti Joke

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