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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

womens rights

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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