What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

women rights

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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