Justin Bieber hits puberty

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Wanker

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

david poredos

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the fish say after he

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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