- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

black people are white when i use night gogles

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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