- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

penis haha

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

You know what's catchy? A cold

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

You know what's catchy? A cold

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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