- Anti Joke

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke