What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Choir.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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