A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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charlie sheen losing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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