Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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