- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

say cheese

womens rights

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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