- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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