Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down -2

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hail Heetluh

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

216-409-7176 Call me.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops