*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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jibby jobby

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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baskets

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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I regret everything.....

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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