Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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poo

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Anti Joke

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