How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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