- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

scientology.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Ron Paul for President!

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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