- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

People Eating Tasty Animals

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

The WNBA

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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