What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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He walked in a bar

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Women's Professional _________

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