Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Me

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Ain't idn't a word.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

404: Anti-joke not found.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

this is not a drill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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