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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Guess what? Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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