are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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richard is fag

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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