Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

i like it in the mouth

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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