- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

this is not a drill.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Miscarriages.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What's green and blue? yellow

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Women's Rights.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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