Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Womens basketball

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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