Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

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