- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Your mother is average.

Do you love me? No.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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