Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

HEY YOU!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

hey justin

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...