Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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the game

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Hail Heetluh

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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