Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Women's rights

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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