- Anti Joke

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|