roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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your social life.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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