A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

National security?

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

A blind man walks into a wall.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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