- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

216-409-7176 Call me.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

don't just stand there

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

religion

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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