Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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