A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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