- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

i am and me is i

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A blonde walked into a bar.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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