what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

a jew walks out of a furnace

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

kesha is a virgin.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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