"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Alex Gedrose.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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