This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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