- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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