Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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