I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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womens rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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