Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Lets Go Lakers!

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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