- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

You all have Aids

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

roses are red, violets are violet.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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