Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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I am a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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